10,000 BC – Apocalypto Repackaged!

Posted on March 10th, 2008 by Harsh

I had not read good reviews of 10,000 BC but still I went ahead to watch it on Sunday evening. I thought of giving it a try because I have a thing for pre-historic and epic movies, even if they come with an overdose of drama, redundancy and predictable action. The last pre-historic thriller Apocalypto had left very strong impressions on my mind, which inspired to invest two hours of my life in the newly released movie.

10,000 BC however, was not even close to the Mel Gibson saga that was enthralling and a typical edge-of-the-seat thriller. In parts 10,000 did enthrall the audience but the overall package was a poor copy of Apocalypto. 10,000 BC opens with a civilization that is set in the pre-historic era and focuses straightaway on a hunter-gatherer tribe, led by D’Leh, characterized by the impressive Steven Strait. He by chance kills the dreaded and huge elephants, called manics in the movie, and becomes the keeper of revered white spear. The elephant chase and capture is one of the brilliantly cinematographed scenes, giving the movie a thrilling and audiences, deceptive start.  

Like it happens in Apocalypto, the tribe is captured by another set of scary and merciless army and taken to another location where predictably they are to be sacrificed. Steve Trait follows the captured tribe and his love interest, a stunning blue-eyed Camille Belle. However, the chase takes unexpected turns where Trait has to brave mammoth animals and terrible birds as well. As the chase continues, he escapes Camille and loses her again. As he moves further, he realizes that he has a bigger task on hand – that of saving the civilization and not just his beloved and his men. He gathers an army of warlords from other land and moves across forests, sun, desert and seas to reach a place where warlords make sacrifices.


Thereafter, it is all action, poorly executed at times but it must be interesting for those who have not watched Apocalypto earlier, I guess. In the end, the hero meets the heroine amidst all violence, and there is a little bit of prophecies and spirits also to make to the movie more like a fantasy, if it captures yours!

All in all, I expected better stuff from Roland Emmerich, whose last flick The Day After Tomorrow was a revelation – a movie depicting the horrors of Ice Age.

I would recommend 10,000 BC to only those who have not earlier watched Apocalypto, and are looking for some pastime. Otherwise, get a DVD on rent!

Tata Motors – Zooming towards Elegance

Posted on March 9th, 2008 by Harsh

The recent Geneva Motor show unveiled the latest offering from the house of Tata Motors, India’s largest automakers. Tata Motors, the only Indian auto company that has been participating at Geneva for past 10 consecutive years, has launched the sophisticated sedan Tata Elegante, and target the up-market segment of booming Indian economy. Not a bad move, considering that most Indians are earning more and more disposable income.

Tata Motors is an interesting case in India. While Maruti is undoubtedly the leaders, Hyundai the strong competitor, and the top segment ruled by the Hondas, the Skodas and the Toyotas (am not going to tale about the Mercs, BMWs et al), Tata has carved a niche for itself. The Indica, the Sumo and the Safari has its own cult following.

Coming back to the point, Elegante is positioned very differently from its previous offerings. It was 10 years back when Ratan Tata launched the Indica at Geneva and now he has chose the same ground to introduce the Elegante. The Elegante comes with contemporary features and a more chic design, which has not been always associated with the Tatas. It can be said to be the next generation of cars, after the last sedan the Indigo. The sedan can incorporate 4 cylinder transverse petrol and diesel engines from 1.4 litres through to 2 litres and a compact V6 petrol power unit. It will comply with the Euro V emission rules and power varying from 90 to 200 PS.

To lure the tech-savvy customers the Elegante is incorporated with contemporary features such as:

ü European safety, crash-worthiness and emission standards,

ü Satellite navigation system

ü Cruise control

ü Bluetooth compatibility

ü Heated Mirrors

ü Rain Sensor

ü Parking Sensors

However, the most striking part of the Elegante is its refreshing looks. For the beauty-conscious Indian customer, it will really work. It looks sleek and reminds of the Korean and Japanese cars than the American or German. The price is still undecided, or undisclosed at least, but the bigger version of Indigo is likely to cost between 8-10 Lakhs.

Legends of the Fall

Posted on March 7th, 2008 by Harsh

I have been waiting for this moment. For that matter, I think the whole world has been. The richest man on the planet for last 11 years has finally been dethroned, even if it’s for a few days. Yes, Bill Gates has made way for Warren Buffet, the legendary American Investor, fellow philanthropist and a great friend of former numero uno. With a networth of USD 62 bn, Buffet has taken the no.1 spot, closely followed by Mexican tycoon and telecom king Carlos Slim, with a networth of USD 60 bn. Gates is third with USD 58 bn. However, Gates would have still retained his status had he not bid for Yahoo! The hostile bid affected MS stocks which fell 15% last month.

In my opinion, septuagenarian Buffet deserved to be no.1 at least once in his lifetime. The man who started selling newspapers at the age of 13 and is the stock king in the US, has for long been a weak competitor to the Gates. Only Oracle man Larry Elison came close to displacing Gates from No.1. With Slim also seeing a rise of USD 10 bn in his networth, Gates has some serious competition. It may also be added that Gates is donating a large part of his sum to Melinda & Bill Gates Foundation every year.


The Indian Connection

It has been a good year for India’s richest as well. At no.4 is our very own LNM the steel tycoon with a networth of USD 48 billion. He is the world’s largest steelmaker, with 44% stake in Arcelor Mittal and is Europe’s richest resident.

The No. 5 slot goes to Mukesh Ambani (networth: USD 43 billion), son of legendary Dhirubhai Ambani and CEO of Reliance Industries, India’s largest company. Mukesh is also Asia’s richest resident, just ahead of his younger sibling Anil who sits smugly at No. 6 with a networth of USD 42 billion. Anil also happens to be the year’s biggest gainer with a jump of USD 23 billion. Anil and Mukesh make a good no. 6 and 5, even if they are fighting in the court over gas supply.

The Facebook Wonder

Today has been also a landmark day for the 23-year-old founder of Facebook Mark Zuckerberg who has become the world’s youngest billionaire. With a networth of USD 1.5 billion, he is said to be the youngest billionaire in the human history. The dynamic CEO, who recently hired the top Google executive Sheryl Sandberg, refused to sell Facebook to Yahoo! last year and gave 1.6% stake to Microsoft for USD 24 million dollars.

Source: Forbes.com

Aussie ki taisi

Posted on March 6th, 2008 by Harsh

Every newspaper today y’day highlighted the win of India over Australia, and hailed the young men in blue’s victory over indefatigable and experienced Aussies. It was actually heartening to see Indian win, especially after all the accusations during the SCG Test and the unpleasant Harbhajan Saga. India, no doubt, did well to beat Australia in two consecutive games. Till the finals, Australia looked to be the favorites since they had easily qualified for the finals and it was India that had to toil hard to reach the finals of Commonwealth Bank Series 2008 – the final tournament of the 29-year-old tri-series format.

My assumption is that Australia would have badly wanted to win this tournament. Firstly, they wanted to give a happy farewell to their batting legend Gilchrist. Secondly, there has been no love lost between the two sides and the best way to seek revenge is on the field. Ricky Ponting had gone on to speak on the record about how “few of his players were disappointed” when Harbhajan was given a clear chit.

But I will be candid in admitting that the Aussies really disappointed me during the two finals. Dhoni went on to say after the finals that this was the most special win for him, placing it even higher than the T20 win. The Australians, I guess, were highly off-color this time around. They were lackluster in the field, rusty in batting, and the body language was club-like as well. Was it the off-field controversies that had taken its toll? May be. Ricky Ponting undoubtedly is in the worst phase of his life – both as player and captain. After the SCG, he has received flak for his “attitude” by both Indian and Australian media. His effigies were burnt in India. I wonder if this is the reason why he has been under-sold in the IPL.


Does this loss also mark the end of Golden Era of Australian cricket? The greats are going one after the other and the replacements are not really able to step into the legendary boots. The middle order seems fragile and the bowling has lost its sharpness. With the exception of Bracken, no other bowler bowled with discipline, and that also includes Brett Lee – who can forget his crazy over to Uthappa in which he bowled three consecutive no balls.

I bet that this team right now is awfully out of form. Had it been any other year of the last decade, they would have come out winning. I don’t want to take credit away from India, especially Sachin Tendulkar who was the difference between two sides in the two finals. Last year also, England beat Australia in the two finals, after being whitewashed 5-0 in the Ashes. But India proved to be a lot tougher opponent, and never wilted under pressure. In fact, India won the Brisbane final because they could hold their nerves at critical moments.

But what does now happen to Australian one-day side? Do they make replacements? Hogg has wisely chosen to retire; he would have anyways been dropped. Symonds and Ponting performed below-par but they are too experienced to be dropped. Don’t be surprised to see Clarke become the new captain. That is the only change, if any happens, I expect. Otherwise, I think the problem lay in the application and also that they underestimated their opponents. The Aussies have been kings of one dayers and they took it for granted. That sledging did not work for them against India, was also one of the reasons.

India, on the other hand, have a lot of positives to take from the series. The tests were competitive, the ODIs breathtaking. The youngsters proved their worth in the team on expense of experience – this also sadly means that Dravid’s chances of comeback have gone down drastically. This team is energetic on the field, runs aggressively between the wickets and most importantly has the temper to consistently win against good teams.

All in all, I was disappointed to see Australia not put up a fight and give in meekly. Congratulations to India and their new-found vigorous team!

Just how nice should one be?

Posted on March 5th, 2008 by Harsh

I have always maintained an opinion that one needs to be nice to everyone. By doing that, we practice humbleness and if you believe in the law of karma, what you give is what you get. So, being nice to everyone – your parents, spouse, siblings, friends, acquaintances and even strangers – is something I would always like to do. Some people derive happiness by helping people in need.

However, being nice has its own share of good and bad effects. It is just dangerous to be too nice, as I have discovered that you need to more sensible when being nice to anyone, as you are when you are being bad to someone. When you are good to someone, you don’t expect anything in return but more respect. Remember, it is not a favor for which you seek a return.

Last week, I was shifting my office, and had a couple of computers (of obsolete config) that could have been sold. However, I decided to donate them to someone who could value it and gain something from it. I thought of giving it to the local dhobhi (the lady who irons clothes for the whole block). When I asked her if she required a computer, she got excited and said that her kids would be happy to have that. Her son is in Class 6 or 7 and goes to a private school. So, I thought that I was actually doing a social cause. I told her to collect computer from my office at 7PM the next day, and call me at around 6 to ensure that I am in office when her husband comes to collect it.
The next day her loyal husband gave me call at 6 in the evening to enquire if I was in office, and as it happened, I was not and had gone out for some work. I told him to collect it the next day as I would be coming straight home. However, he called me again at seven to enquire if I had reached office by any chance. I told him a little firmly
this time, he should collect it the next day.

He got the computer the next day, and I suggested him to buy a UPS for the system, if he wants to prevent data loss. To that he said, “You can bring one for us and we will pay for that.” That was an irritating reply. I made it clear to him that I did not have time for such activity. I also told him that though I had the computer checked before giving it him, he may need to spend 200-300 rupees if anything is not there.

The next day, I again received a call from him, and he said that the power cord was missing. I told him I would get in the evening. Somehow, I forgot it in the evening and the next day was a Sunday. I apologized to him in the evening for forgetting the cord and said that I will get it on Monday. However, the guy turned up again on Sunday and said, “Please get it today, as I cannot start my computer.” I made it clear to him again not to bother me again and I will get it myself. Soon after, in the afternoon, his wife turned to give me another reminder, and then another one in the evening. I somehow just said yes all the time.

The next day I got the power cord but not before I received two calls in the daytime. Finally, I submitted it in the evening, and said good-bye. Had I been so active in my follow-ups with the clients, I would have at least had 20% more revenue the last year. Well, that was not the end of it.

I just wonder how good it is to be nice in this world. In my previous company also, I had a few times lent a grand or two to my office boys, and they never cared to return it. Not that I really wanted it back, but I expected them to at least mention it. The world is getting thankless I think. Today, my mother had an unpleasant surprise as well when she one of her closest friends, who she has been very nice to, failed to live to her promise – and damn! It was again about money again!

Aaj Tak journo and awful sense of parking

Posted on March 4th, 2008 by Harsh

On my way to new office (I was busy shifting office today) I stopped on my way to deposit a cheque in my ICICI Bank Branch in Janakpuri. The community center in Janakpuri is always jam-packed and like most places in Delhi, the parking place leaves a lot to be desired. The parking place in community is one of the most disorganized in Delhi; there is no parking fee so there is obviously no one to ensure that every car is parked without causing inconvenience to other car owners.

When I entered the parking place in my car, I had my office assistant with me, and I asked him to stay inside the car, so that he could call me in case someone wants to move the cars that I had blocked. I believe it is basic sense of social responsibility to ensure that you are not blocking some one else’s way. All said and done, I went into the bank, deposited the cheque in a jiffy and came back only to discover that a red Wagon R was parked a few yards behind my car and that it had blocked around 15 cars. That was absolutely stupid, and the person who had parked must have been totally out of his (her, as I later came to know) sense. On the red WagonR, a sticker of Aaj Tak was glued on the front mirror. I was totally infuriated and so were two more people who wanted to take their car out.

Same thing happened with me at the same place around a week back too but at that time, I noticed the car owner’s visiting card inside the car, and dialed his number, to call him and move his car. I tried to repeat the act today but could not find a single visiting card or the owner’s number. Ten minutes passed by and nobody came, and it was very frustrating. Everyone, including me, was getting late and it was maddening to wait like that. We tried moving the car but the hand brake was up. There was no other way of taking our cars out. An idea struck – I recalled how cars are towed; their front wheels are in the air and the two wheels in the rear are always moving. So, four of us picked up the car from the front and with great effort pushed the car back. That created gap enuf for cars to just sneak out…just. I tried taking out my car first, and maneuvered at many angles to get out, and after 7-8 attempts finally managed to move out.

Just as I managed to take my car out, the owner of Red WagonR appeared. She seemed to be well-educated, accompanied by a well-built man in late twenties. I was just so frustrated that I got out of the car and screamed at the woman, rightly accusing her of having no sense of parking, and her ridiculous response was, “I had gone to the bank.” Well, so had all of us, but could not she see that she was blocking many cars in front of her. I somehow can’t tolerate people who try to defend themselves wrongly, and I was quite intent on hurling some verbal volleys at her. In defense, she asked me not to shout, and my reply, “What do you expect? I have been getting frustrated for past thirty minutes and you expect me to be polite.” When a few more people echoed the same opinion, she grew weak, and moved inside her car and reversed at a pace that we could have gone off to sleep.

I won’t mind admitting had the car owner not turned up for another ten minutes, and I wouldn’t have found space, I would have called the police and broken the door glass to pull-up the hand brakes.

Well, on the hindsight, I feel that it was natural to lose temper at such an act of ignorance. With parking problems increasing day by day, every citizen must realize his duty of parking his vehicle at the right space and area. It was especially sad to see an Aaj Tak employee act so irresponsibly, especially since the TV channel highlights problems of society. That was a poor branding of the TV channel, and poor advertisement of parking basics.

Bevde Zameen Par!

Posted on March 2nd, 2008 by Harsh

Found this funny thing in my mailbox! Cudnt help sharing! It was titled “Bevde Zameen par”

Main Kabhi Batlata Nahin
Bar main daily jaata Hoon Main Maa …
Yun To Main,Dikhlata Nahin
Daru peekar roz aata hun Main Maa ….
Tujhe Sab Hai Pata, Hain Na Maa…
Tujhe Sab Hai Pata, Meri Maa…

Theke pe Yun Na Chhoro Mujhe ,
Ghar Laut Ke Bhi Aa Naa Paoon Main Maa…
Paua lene Bhej Na Itna Door Mujko Tu,
Ghar bhi bhool jaun main Maa…
Kya Itna Bura Hoon Main Maa…
Kya Itna Bura Hoon Main…Meri Maa..

Scotch main ,itna peeta nahi,
Peg Se Seham Jaata Hoon Main Maa
Chehre Pe Aane Deta Nahin
Lekin kabhi ludak jaata Hoon Main Maa
Tujhe Sab Hai Pata…Hai Naa Maa
Tujhe Sab Hai Pata, Meri Maa …

P.S: Please ignore this post if it illustrates humor in bad taste to you!